This is an American Post

O seguinte post nao sera escrito na lingua portuguesa, mas sim em Ingles Americano, desculpas pela inconveniencia.

My fellow long-distance companions, I believe it to be of most interest for you that I call upon your atention for the warning I am about to express:
I have claimed myself to be the center of the universe. I shall show you why. Follow me in the logic I am about to present to you. It is known by now that the universe is in an excelerated process of expansion. Thus, because the universe is always exapanding, it is allways growing away from me no matter where I may be in the universe. At the same time, is known that the universe is expanding at the same rate, hence the distance between me and one point at one end of the universe is growing at the same rate that the distance between me and the point at the oposite end of the universe, and so on with all radiuses of the universe (assuming I am the center and the universe a spherical compund in growth). Thus I must conlcude that the ends of the universe are all at equal distance from me, and hence who but I is the center of the universe?
My dear frinds, the answer is clearly no one. No other being is the center of the universe but me, as for it is expanding away from me. As clear as an unmuded lake, as clear as the bluest skys in the deepest times of spring my friends, I am the center of the Universe.

Thank you for your atention.


Benjamin Moore,
the Center of the Universe